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Your essential guide to how Trump will handle literally any foreign crisis
VANCOUVER, British Columbia -- Every American president has a foreign policy doctrine. But no president has ever had one quite like Donald Trump’s.
With President George W. Bush, it was to invade resource-rich countries under the pretext that there are terrorists there, preferably preemptively. Bomb them to spread freedom and democracy, but ...Read more
Trump didn’t deserve the Nobel Peace Prize, but neither did the winner
VANCOUVER, British Columbia — Donald Trump hasn’t done enough to warrant being awarded this year’s Nobel Peace Prize, announced last week. But he was a heck of a lot more deserving than the person who actually won it.
To be fair, the average person watching Netflix on their couch at home would have been more deserving, if only because ...Read more
Here’s what Hegseth should have told his gathering of Pentagon brass
PARIS – Former “Fox and Friends” weekend host turned War Secretary Pete Hegseth, recently had Pentagon brass fly into Quantico from all around the world to serve as bit players so he could act out his George C. Scott as Gen. George S. Patton fever dream.
If Patton had been ordered off the Temu app with free shipping.
His “no fatties”...Read more
Obama and Hillary can’t dodge links to a French president’s recent prison sentence
PARIS — “We came. We saw. He died,” cackled then-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton during a CBS News interview back in October 2011, moments after she learned that then-Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi had been regime changed. Ah, the joy of foreign policy condensed into a morbid sound bite. Equal parts gloating, history and “whoopsies, we...Read more
Trump vs. ABC and Kimmel: When wokism eats its own tail
PARIS — Late-night TV talk show host Jimmy Kimmel is guilty of wrong-speak about conservative influencer Charlie Kirk’s assassination. What he said doesn’t even matter. Nor should it, frankly. At least not inside a free speech zone.
But of course, that era is light years in the rearview mirror. These days, every offhand remark gets ...Read more
Charlie Kirk’s assassination is a dark event hiding even darker money
PARIS — Charlie Kirk’s work and mission will live on, said the late conservative influencer’s wife, Erika, reading from a script three days after her husband was assassinated on stage at a campus event in Utah. “They” have no idea what they’ve unleashed, she warned. And who might “they” be?
At the time of her speech, we knew ...Read more
Why Trump’s Pentagon name change to the ‘Department of War’ is a great idea
PARIS — U.S. President Donald Trump got so fed up with the Pentagon calling itself the “Defense Department” that he decided it needed a makeover. Apparently “defense” sounded a little too yoga-retreaty for his taste.
“We had an unbelievable history of victory when it was Department of War. Then we changed it to Department of Defense...Read more
This Country is Pushing Trump to War to Obscure the Fact That It’s Broke
PARIS — Trump is clearly looking for an exit ramp in Ukraine, but someone desperately wants him to blow right past it. That someone needs a swift kick to the curb.
Word has it that U.S. President Donald Trump is now entertaining the notion of outsourcing America's role in the Ukraine war to private contractors. So says Britain’s Telegraph. ...Read more
As Women Mark 105 Years of Voting, Pentagon Chief Hegseth Hits Rewind
PARIS — Exactly 105 years ago, on Aug. 26, 1920, the 19th Amendment of the U.S. Constitution finally gave women a say at the ballot box. You’d think that more than a century later, anyone still objecting would be relegated to mumbling on a street corner. But current Pentagon chief and former Fox News host Pete Hegseth apparently found time ...Read more
Inconvenient truths about the Trump-Putin peace talks
PARIS — When US President Donald Trump met with his Russian counterpart, President Vladimir Putin, at a U.S. military base in Alaska last week, the world united in hope.
Just kidding. They mostly just bickered over who “won” the peace smackdown.
You would think that the prospect of finally ending the Ukraine conflict, described earlier ...Read more
Trump announces a $50 million big game hunt for the gullible
PARIS — Here we go again. Another round of “maximum pressure” against the leader of a country that won’t bend the knee to Washington. And this time, they’re letting the American public think that they can actually play along for a cash prize. What could possibly go wrong?
As always with Washington publicity stunts, it seems legit ...Read more
Trump’s foreign policy has turned into one big act of manspreading
PARIS — Barbie’s performative womanliness has an equivalent, and it’s not Ken, who’s famously neutered by design. It’s Donald Trump and the rest of the bros virtue-signaling “manliness” like it’s a lost art.
Barbie dolls were once seen as the exaggerated feminine ideal, until they started dressing as doctors, lawyers, engineers ...Read more
Trump could end up co-owning a humanitarian catastrophe
PARIS — When it comes to Gaza, the Trump administration’s level of tone-deafness is on par with that of a leaf blower at a meditation retreat.
Palestinians are now starving, and while Trump acknowledges it, he then flicks it off like Big Mac crumbs, blaming Hamas.
Trump campaigned on avoiding foreign wars. Fair enough. But conveniently ...Read more






























