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Sen. Bernie Sanders - Harnessing Energy From "No Kings" Rally to "Fight Oligarchy" | The Daily Show
“It’s got to be a bottom-on-up revolution, not a top-down.” Senator Bernie Sanders sits down with Jon Stewart to discuss his latest book, "Fight Oligarchy." They talk about harnessing the energy of the "No Kings" rallies to build a clear vision for the Democratic party, prioritizing universal healthcare and affordable housing expansion, ...Read more
First Lady Melania Trump Is Getting More Comfortable In The Spotlight
America's notoriously private First Lady has been popping up everywhere lately. Here to explain her sudden surge in visibility is Mrs. Melania Trump herself! Thanks as always to our dear friend Laura Benanti, for no particular reason.
Kirsten Dunst Gave Jesse Plemons Hair Advice for His Bugonia Role
Jesse Plemons talks about his grandmother having a shrine of him in her antique store, him and Kirsten Dunst's kids being unimpressed with their Like Mike and Spider-Man roles and working with Emma Stone and Aiden Delbis in the film Bugonia.
Oscar Issac Performs His Six-Year-Old’s Original Song
Oscar Isaac talks about starring in Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein and working with Jacob Elordi on the movie, then performs "Damn Tour," a song he co-wrote with his son for their band, Fleece.
You Think I'm the Beast? - Saturday Night Live
The Beauty and the Beast realize beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Aired 10/17/09
Ding, Dong, the Dishwasher's Dead
We went three weeks and a day without a working dishwasher. And then when we finally got a repairman in, he fixed it in five minutes. When I asked him what the problem was, first he blamed the soap. ... Then he blamed me.
"The dishwasher sensed an excess of soap in the bottom of the unit," said Larry the dishwasher repairman.
I stared at the...Read more
Expressions For High Stress Days, part 9
Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
Okay, okay, I take it back! UnFreak you!
Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
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Diagnosis
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear ...Read more
Too Much Analysis
Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall.
One turned to the other and said, “Hello.”
The other one thought, “I wonder what he meant by that?”
It's All in the Nomenclature
Why engineers don't write recipe books.
Chocolate Chip Cookies:
Ingredients:
1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten
2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3
3.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite
4.) 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride
5.) 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11
6.) 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11
7.) 4.9 cm3 methyl ether of ...Read more
Twelve Shots
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."
The bartender says, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "Seventy-five cents."
Oscar Isaac Talks Frankenstein and Working with Jacob Elordi, Performs His 6-Year-Old Son's Song
Oscar Isaac talks about starring in Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein and working with Jacob Elordi on the movie, then performs "Damn Tour," a song he co-wrote with his son for their band, Fleece.
Minooka, Illinois Community Calendar with Nick Offerman
Native Minookan Nick Offerman joins Stephen Colbert to promote some upcoming events in his Illinois hometown.
Maya Rudolph on Her Love of Madonna, Living with Teenagers & Henry Winkler’s Naked Cameo on Loot
Maya talks about idolizing Madonna, going to her Blond Ambition Tour in 1990 and being quoted for an LA Times article as a teenager, her teenagers giving her a hard time, whatever 6 - 7 is, her show “Loot” on Apple TV, and Henry Winkler making a naked cameo.
Late Night with Seth Meyers Audience Q&A: The Sea Captain
During a Q&A session with the Late Night audience, Seth shares how he came up with the Sea Captain character while filming Late Night from home during COVID.
Appliance Store - SNL
A man (Kenan Thompson) helps a couple (Andrew Dismukes, Ashley Padilla) buy a new washer and dryer.
Sen. Bernie Sanders - Harnessing Energy From "No Kings" Rally to "Fight Oligarchy" | The Daily Show
“It’s got to be a bottom-on-up revolution, not a top-down.” Senator Bernie Sanders sits down with Jon Stewart to discuss his latest book, "Fight Oligarchy." They talk about harnessing the energy of the "No Kings" rallies to build a clear vision for the Democratic party, prioritizing universal healthcare and affordable housing expansion, ...Read more
Jerry Zezima: A lean, mean sleeping machine
When a guy tells incredibly stupid jokes during the day and emits window-rattling snores at night, his wife could not be blamed for telling him to keep his mouth shut.
That is why my wife, Sue, was thrilled to hear that a respiratory technician told me the same thing.
“Keep your mouth shut,” said Devin Moncayo, who was giving me a ...Read more
What It’s Like Being Married to Neil deGrasse Tyson - Key & Peele
Neil deGrasse Tyson has an explanation for everything.
John Cleese and Rowan Atkinson - Beekeeping
Hysterical sketch w/ Cleese as a beekeeping expert and Atkinson as a terrible television show host. Recorded live in 1981
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